Heidy-ho children. It's the niftiest, all newiest, brand funkiest first entry for all you. That's right, all for you--no strings attached (not even some co-dependent desire to fix your problems through brilliant insight) so pull up a chair.

So you might be asking yourself, "Why am I drawn like a mosquito to a bug zapper to all things Joe Mammy?" and it's a fair question. Sadly, like migratory patterns of birds and the mating rituals of the suburban pre-teen, it remains a mystery. On the upside, it's much cooler than either of those things (sorry, kids, but trust me, when you get older you'll understand that even though Stacy Peterson was the coolest girl in the sixth grade, it all really fades in importance over time...) and it's FREE! (whoops of excited euphoria erupting world-wide, I'm sure...)

Hopefully you'll find something here to amuse or incite you (preferably in that order, but I'm not picky...) whether it be tuneage from the KFKOD.net site or some literary concoction, observation or rant courtesy of Joe himself. Count this as your official welcome (void to employees of Joe-mammy.com and in Puerto Rico. No purchase necessary. All entries must be dated 03/01/04. Official rules can be obtained by mailing a self-addressed stamped envelope to some guy named Earnest in Belle Fourche SD. He'll know what it's about...) kick back, interact, share and be amazed.

On a related note, we're trying to cook up a name for freaky eye mumbly guy on the intro page. Feel free to throw your two cents in. Any and all bundles of informative or inquisitive joy can be relayed to joe@joe-mammy.com. I'll post a couple older essays at some point later, but for the time being poke around and make yourself comfortable.
-Joe