Hola. Memorable image from my weekend:

No, he's not dead, he's just shy. That (in case you were wondering) is my boy Mikey (otherwise known as "Anonymous" in the infamous "Napoleon" Blog comment face-off--see previous few posts for reference...)

Anyway, known the guy since I was five (which, just in case you weren't sure was a loooooooooooong time ago...) so it was cool to catch up again. And, since I'm relatively sure he'll be reading this at some point, welcome to your induction to the Blog-o-Rama.

Anyway, pretty quiet weekend thus far. Saw "Fantastic Four" and I can really recommend that if you see one new movie this weekend that it should be... "Dark Water". I still haven't seen "Dark Water" but "FF" was soooooo lame. Even the eternally yummy Jessica Alba wasn't able to provide meaningful distraction from the great boredom. And she was wearing a skin tight suit, man. It's a sad, sad thing. And before you start thinking what a sexist pig I am, well, that's what the suit was designed for. Geeze.

Me and The Chad were getting some tasty dinner and we had a pretty cool discussion. We both thought the only way to make Episodes 2 and 3 of the Star Wars prequels watchable would be to kick out Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker and recast it with Napoleon Dynamite. I'm telling ya, it would be gold. "Princesses like jedi's with skills, you know, like lightsaber skills or mind control skills or computer hacking skills..."

Take that image and run with it. It's classic stuff, man. In fact, go ahead and add your favorite envisioned Jedi Dynamite lines in the comment section. It'll be fun.

And while we're at it, I won't be able to make it to Kari Byron's showing in San Francisco, but should anyone make it, feel free to report back here with how it is. It would be greatly appreciated.

Stay tuned for more Joe-related goodness...

-Joe