It's official, get a mention on Joe-Mammy.com and great things happen. Most recent example: an obscure Finnish band gets a little nod on the blog-o-rama and is suddenly swept up by minions of adoring Europeans swayed by the wisdom from Joe-Mammy.com and crowned them next ABBA.



John Lurie appears on Joe-Mammy.com, has an art opening and his "Bear Surprise" becomes an internet phenomenon. Kari Byron becomes an internet darling with an expanding role on "Mythbusters" and a charming little FHM spread. Bruce Campbell continues to be Bruce Campbell ('nuff said) Yessiree, Joe-Mammy.com is your albatross.

Only time will tell what wonders still await the enigmatic Mike Roe, the lyrical Linford Detweiler or the right decent Kari Wahlgren, but if past results are any indicator, well, global domination may not be overstating it.

It's all my fault. You can thank me later.

-Joe