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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Home again, home again, jiggedy jig:: Joe 10:12 AM

Well, ol' Joe is back in his ancestoral stomping grounds just in time to be sick. Phlegm and mucus are a formidable pairing, I must admit. More of an update lata...

-Joe


Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone...:: Joe 4:20 PM

Yup, I'm here in Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are, well, slightly above average (oh won't you please take me ho-o-ome...) Greetings from the Twin Cities. Yer faithful guide through the Inferno of life (ie, Joe...) is currently kicking back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind) and enjoying a few days in Minneapolis. Possibly this evening there may be some collaboratin' betweens yours truly and the eternally plucky Platypus Man in his musical war bunker, but we'll see.

As springs starts to dig in a bit I was amused to realize that there tend to be two kinds of college guys around here (and a couple hybrids, but like most hybrids, I suspect they're sterile...): guys who wear khaki shorts and guys who wear jeans. Perhaps that's a pretty significant portion of the population at large (I'm a jeans guy...) but it just seems odd that without fail jeans or khaki shorts. No slacks, or full-length khakis, no jean cutoffs, the only variation you see really is the cross-breed jean shorts--and that in itself is rare. Tis might odd to my way of thinking.

Anyhoo, no new work has been performed, although I think my sleep pattern has righted itself after 36-48 hours of near-misses with REM. Still plan to get some work done on the oft-promised short story. Heck, might even get the bad boy done, but I promise nothing. Other than that, enjoying the sheer mellowness of the situation. Come, breathe deeply with me and enjoy the happy fun-time freedom that is not being at work.

Ahhhhhhh.
-Joe


Monday, May 10, 2004

Well, I rock the house party at the drop of a hat...:: Joe 2:50 PM

Well my happy minions, Joe is soon to be on his merry way to Vacationland. Yup, Joe is finally taking a bit of R&R and will be gracing the Twin Cities (Minneapolis, St Paul for the uninitiated...) for a few glorious days. Does that mean I've forsaken you? Not at all, I'll still be updating here faithfully. It just may have a more "cosmopolitan" flavor to the midwestern buffoonery.

In other news, a bit more work got done on the short story. Either the break will give me time to finish it or a reason to put it off longer. I guess we'll see. Also, watch for an update on the fiction page soon. Haven't made up my mind exactly what will be appearing, but it'll be rockin' no doubt. I'm still working on finding a subject for the next interview for the Features section, but as soon as I learn/figure out something rest assured I'll make coy unrevealing references to it.

Other than that, Invader Zim Vol 1 is out Tuesday. Buy many copies. Joe commands it.

Hasta
-Joe


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