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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Who's yer monkey?:: Joe 6:14 PM

Ok, I'm still a liar. The short story has gone unfinished for another few days. Maybe today or tomorrow, but I'm just about done promising anything as far as actually completing the thing. It should be soon, but I don't want to jinx myself.

Something I will promise is that there are some absolutely kickin' things coming up in the next couple months for Joe-Mammy.com. The Tess interview is just the tip of the iceberg (and it's a rockin' iceberg if Tess is on it anywhere, IMO...) I'm not going to spill the secret, but the next two Features have been tentatively nailed down and they are, as the French would say: SWEET!

In other updates, the music gear is starting to trickle in, so you never know, new tuneage my soon be showing up, perhaps even the long-awaited lilies of the field--but again, I'm not promising.

Here's an oldie but a goodie:
Find out your smurf name

Joe Mammy=Insatiable Smurf. Awwww yeahhhhh.

-Joe


Monday, May 31, 2004

Bad-Assssssss:: Joe 2:27 AM

There are badasses and then there are Bad-Asses!. And above Bad-Asses! is an eschelon of Badass royalty--they are the badasses who taught badasses what it was to be a badass. Let us all bow and pay homage to the steely Bad-Assssssss who became not only a legend, but one of the greatest of all time. Happy Birthday wishes go out to the one, the only, Clint Eastwood.

-Joe


Sunday, May 30, 2004

A cup o' Joe...:: Joe 1:27 AM

Alrighty, here's how things are shaping up:
Platypus Man took an impromptu vacation and as a result the Tess interview will be up probably next week (or this week, depending on what time it is now...) but trust me, 'tis worth the wait and greatly funktacular. It'll kick the behoolies outta ya.

The short story may be done this weekend--I know, I know, I swore on dear departed family member's final resting places that it would be done this weekend, but it spontaneously got longer on me. I'm doing my darndest to get it done so I won't be a liar for another week (not to mention, you know, actually having it done...) so here's hoping.

Not much with the tuneage. Some ideas rumbling about, but I hit some technical snags and apparently just missed the nice folks at tech support for the weekend, so at least I have a valid excuse, right?

Anyway, I'm writing away (not just here, but on the short story... honest!) but took a break to put a glimmer of hope in your little hearts as well making an opportunity to make a sandwich and maybe some soup. I know, you're asking yourself how much more glamorous ol' Joe's life could be, aren't you? Well, like I always say, "Believe in yourself and always reach for your dreams and you too can be a lame moral from an afterschool special..."

Mmmmmm, sandwiches...

-Joe


One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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