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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Friday, June 18, 2004

Timecard:: Joe 7:45 AM

Well, another brief respite from the daily grind has come to a close. It'll be another weekend of mirth and merriment, I'm sure. In either case just some general newsiness for all you.

The interview with Jamie Hyneman should hopefully be up in the next week or so. Check the Features page for the latest and rockinest interviews since the invention of the wet nap. Heck, check out the Fiction page while yer at it: happy good story time for all the boys and girls.

No new work on lilies of the field but I kinda warned you that might happen, so don't be mad (I can change, baby, I swear...) However I am constantly working on lining up the next batch of interviews for the Features page and hopefully will have some more good news on that front soon. As it stands we have Jamie and then another as-yet-unidentified subject (but it rules, I assure you...) so June/July should be a happy fun time for all you kids looking for that trademark Joe-Mammy goodness.

There are changes on the horizon here at Joe-Mammy.com, so stay tuned and prepare your bladders for immediate release for they shall be sweet...

-Joe
(Cards still #1 in the NL Central... awwwww yeahhhhh...)


Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Don't... try... the swordfish...:: Joe 8:43 AM

Hola Bandidos.

Well, another coupla days in the trenches and now for a bit of freedom. Can't promise much, I've already got a full plate it would seem, but you never know, something might make its way out of the woodwork.

Speaking of which, the Fiction page has finally been updated with the brand-spankin' new, never before seen by human eyes "A Fairy Tale." You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll crave bacon and eggs.

Just got the latest interview in (after the upcoming interview with Jamie Hyneman--which should hopefully appear sometime next week, give or take...) and it's another dandy. And no, I'm still not telling who it is. You'll just have to keep checking back (and check out our latest offering, Ms Tess Wiley as well as the other luminaries who have graced the Features section to date.

Well, this is brief, but I still need to do the sleep thing for a few hours. Keep yer sticks on the ice...
-Joe


Monday, June 14, 2004

Puttin' the "In effect" in "ineffective"... ya dig?:: Joe 4:29 AM

Well, another weekend has come and (largely) gone. So what of Joe-Mammy.com, you ask? Well, let's see. A little work got done on "lilies of the field" but not enough to feel that good about. I got some miscellaneous goodness taken care of (which doesn't concern you good people just yet, but does involve the next interview for the Features page. Which is a nice way of saying I'm not telling you about it yet...)

I got the wee devil pups out for a good walk, although I'm pretty sure that doesn't interest you. I haven't done my reviews yet ("Stepford Wives" is the suck...) but still might get 'em done tonight. All in all I'm amazed at my lack of forward progress. It's downright breathtaking, honestly. But in all fairness, things were done, just not the Promethean kind of effort I was hoping for. Must be stress. Or jaundice. Maybe a nasty case of the prickly heat. Or just nose cancer.

Fear not, for your intrepid tour guide through the world of Mammydom (ie, Joe) presses on. Not sure exactly where things are going yet. Sometimes it takes me a little more time to get revved up for this kind of thing than I think it does. In either case, more is on the horizon. Cross my heart...

-Joe


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