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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Hall of Heroes:: Joe 2:59 AM

Alright, a little melodramatic, I grant, but the b-days keep coming hard and fast.

First, a belated birthday wish to my man, car-god extraordinaire: The Chad. He's the one who almost has a branch on Joe-Mammy.com with the BBC page (still waiting on those pictures... *sigh*)

Secondly, his royal Joss-ness, Joss Whedon tacks on another year today. Happy Birthday all, keep on rockin' the free world, rocking like a hurricane and other such classic rock anthems containing the word "rock."

Lates...
-Joe


Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?:: Joe 12:58 PM

Groovy birthday wishes going out to the one, the only, the pinnacle of western civilization: Bruce Campbell. So everyone get on with your bad primitive screwhead selves and send the man some birthday love.

Tell 'em Joe sent ya...

-Joe


Monday, June 21, 2004

It's like eating a vat of meat through your internet connection!:: Joe 7:35 AM

Another weekend in the salt mines (ooooo, low carbs...) is in the drawer of forgettable memories. Yippee-ki-yay. So what's on tap this week you ask? Well, first off the Joe-Mammy.com interview with Jamie Hyneman should be up at some point (hopefully). Keep checking back to the Features page for more interviewin' love from your favorite webslave.

Finally the rejection letters are starting to show up. I was starting to think they'd forgotten about me. Good to know that on some basic (albeit less than flattering) kind of way I'm still worthy of a mass-produced mailer that nicely states that I might be a very good writer--but they don't think so. At least it's better than the crap one I got right away. (Check ancient blog entries for that lil beaut...)

Find out what the editors very well may like (in general, not specifically mine, though. Although I might be a very talented writer...) at the little Fiction Depot, heck, read "Dinnertime" while yer at it. It's Atkins approved!

Not sure what else is going to happen this week. It's looking dauntingly busy at this point, although I'd like for there to be some sort of forward progress. I'll keep you posted (no pun intended...)

-Joe


One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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