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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Saturday, July 10, 2004

Groovy psychedelic sounds of monkey whizzing...:: Joe 7:03 PM

this is an audio post - click to play


Tuesday, July 06, 2004

I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side:: Joe 5:47 PM

All a guy really needs in this life is the ability to fly, a hula girl and a monkey. Seriously.

Platypus Man and Supadupagirl (aka, Dust and Kari) are in town and yours truly already got in a fight with the beloved aquatic mammal (Dustin... just in case you were wondering) over "Fahrenheit 9/11" (He likey, me not so muchy) The joys of controversial movies. Alienate your family and your friends while some corporation, producer and director make some serious dime off your strife. It's so charmingly American.

Anyway, no damage done, although I suspect no projects shall be touched until this weekend (aside from a short story that, against my better judgment, I've started even though the album isn't done...) so I hope you lil' monkeys can wait that long. If not, um, take up basket weaving or some such thing. You'll be busy and at the end of the day you'll have a lovely wicker basket to accompany your sense of accomplishment.

Ta-ta...
-Joe


Monday, July 05, 2004

Take that, intelligentsia!:: Joe 4:07 PM

Well, another weekend has come and gone and I've managed to survive. Wasn't all that bad, honestly, I was just kinda cranky is all. Hope everyone had a right enjoyable 4th.

No huge news. I did another piece for The Birdhouse that I didn't mention here. It's funny and Ray and Brian threw in their two cents, too, so you know it'll be a good time. Check it out if yer feelin' frisky.

Jamie Hyneman--gets yours now and be the first on your block to see the meld of Hyneman and Mammy goodness on one screen.

There might be a little longer of a delay this time around between features. Me and Comrade Platypus are putting together a joyous celebration of the power of proletariat over their bourgeois oppressors and I want to get it done before we move on. Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your miserable Mammy-free existences. Share in a little happy opiate for the masses here at your one and only Joe-Mammy.com.

Oh, and before I forget, the next feature is none other than the one, the only, the anointed Champion Mojo Storyteller himself, Joe R Lansdale!

-Joe


One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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