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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Thursday, July 22, 2004

A side note...:: Joe 4:56 AM

I was checking out The Birdhouse this evening and saw the feature with the one and only Ray Mileur was posted there.  One thing I did notice was question #8 had been altered a little bit:

 #8) Let's talk the Cards: you're GM for a day, what do you do?  Who do you try and get?  What changes do you make to staff (players and coaches alike)?

RM - Of course you have to consider the financial aspects of the game. 

1.  I bring LaRussa & Jocketty back.

2. You have to sign Renteria.  Morris is gone.
I had to give Ray a bit of a hard time on that one :)
(I think that's the first smiley ever to enter my little corner of blog-dom.  Don't worry, I won't make a habit of it...)
Also, while I'm thinking of it, I chanced upon a blog that I kinda like.  First one from outside the little circle o' cool I've got, so here's my official pass on to all of you:
http://forbieland.blogspot.com/

Enjoy
-Joe



Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Stories of birds, wares and floaters...:: Joe 11:03 PM

Crap, I'm a tired monkey. Woke up earlier than I wanted to get to the bank, then grab some eats and then settled in to watch the Cards game (best record in baseball, by the by...)  Speaking of which, I'm going to be putting together a piece for Friday for The Birdhouse --word has it there might be a little something mentioned about everyone's favourite Cardinals fan site during the game, so tune in and then see what piece of brilliance I manage to concoct.  Or just tune in to watch the best freakin' team in the game.

Anyway, work continues to bring you the best possible goodies at the Joe-Mammy.com Store. Great stuff from some of our featured guests including Joe R Lansdale, Tess Wiley and Chris Null as well as new and classic picks from yours truly.  Working on getting additional items added including Official Joe-Mammy.com Merch! as well as items from other current and future guest of Joe-Mammy.com

On an interesting side note, I was checking the traffic logs (thanks for dropping by, by the way...) and a search term caught my eye:
"Over the Rhine" poop
Now, I know I've mentioned the band before (for they doth rock...) and I suppose "poop" has come up before, by why, oh why, would you be searching for those things together?  In either case, I guess I can now happily claim that Joe-Mammy.com is the home for of your "Over the Rhine" and poop needs.  This goes out to you OtR and poop searcher: Joe-Mammy.com salutes you (national anthem swells)

-Joe


Monday, July 19, 2004

Lifestyles of the Rich and Mammyness:: Joe 12:25 AM

So you think being the famous Joe Mammy is all glamour and fun.  Well, it is pretty rockin' to be me, but it isn't all big ticket getaways and babes, no sir.  Take this evening for instance:
 
So I had to check out the scary-looking "A Cinderella Story" with Hilary Duff.  And without giving too much away, the film is the suck.  Anyway, it's one thing to have to sit through a film that promises to be substandard.  It's not my favorite thing, but I've developed psychological defense mechanisms (halfway through I fade out of consciousness and an alter ego known only as "Lisa" takes over and kills people until the ringing in my head stops.  You know, just like everyone else...) but it's doubly bad when it's a film like "A Cinderella Story" or last week's "Sleepover" (reviews are a bit behind on the site... I'm working on it, so soon you'll be able to have all your movie watching needs fulfilled by simply clicking and seeing what sucks and what is "Spider Man 2") because I'm sitting in a theater with nothing other than 10-15 year old girls and the occasional mother.
 
So I'm sitting all by my lonesome (believe it or not, I have a hard time talking friends into catching screenings of Hilary Duff movies...) trying not to notice that teeny-boppers looking at me like I'm insane.  Imagine that classic Sesame Street "one of these things is not like the others song" and then cut to me getting whispered and pointed at by a bunch of early adolescent females.  That's bad, but cut to their mothers who look at me disapprovingly, as if my sole purpose (or even secondary or tertiary) reason to be in attendance is to scope out a little piece of jailbait.  I can almost hear them whispering to their daughters: "If that man offers you candy, don't take it and scream 'You're not my father!' at the top of your lungs..."
 
Freakin' sweet, huh?  So yeah, there's your peak into the prestigious lifestyle that is Mammyland.  I'm working my sorry tail off this week (again) so new stuff will likely be at a premium, however I'm going to work on a piece for The Birdhouse still tonight and hopefully get the reviews done as well.  On top of that, I'm working on a new song and still have some work to do on the mc chris remix.  That and laundry (yup, the high life never stops for me...) and then back to grind.  As a kick I've been listening to the old remixes and I kinda like 'em.  They're at the The NEP site and worth a listen.  Oh, and the long-promised updates to the site shall be started tonight.  Check out the latest edition to Joe-Mammy.com;">--the Joe-Mammy.com Store.  All this at no cost to you.  Gosh I'm nice...
 
-Joe
 
I feel like a total schoolgirl with this text coloring stuff.  I'm such a sap.





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