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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Saturday, August 14, 2004

A Public Service Announcement from your friends at Joe-Mammy.com:: Joe 4:03 AM

Now as many of you have seen (and if you haven't, shame on you...) the good folks at Spinsanity.org dropped by and did a friendly Q&A for ol' Joe. Within a couple weeks Bryan lands himself on "The Daily Show" and the book is selling like hotcakes (pick yerself up a copy if you haven't already...). What's the moral here?

Joe-Mammy.com kicks happy monkey diaper ass.

Oh yes.

More to come...

My name is Joe, and I've approved this message...


Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Busy busy busy:: Joe 5:30 AM

Well, it's 5:30 am and I haven't done my reviews yet, or written anything for the Birdhouse (sorry Ray...) or walked the Devil Pups. If I hadn't just finished a new NEP track I'd feel like a lousy human being.

Yup, that's right, there are now 7 tracks for lilies of the field and it's shaping up to be a radically different album. Who'd a thunk it? Also, I finally did a little addition to the NEP site--if you check under "samples" you'll find a brand-spankin' new remix of the legendary mc chris' "Boys Don't Cry" by yours truly. It's about a schizophrenic as anything, so you'll probably either groove with it or hate it. Fine by me either way.

Also I've been working on a remix of an Over the Rhine track. Not going to say much about it yet other than it's crappy. You'll get that joke later...

Well, a bit more work before sleepy time. Or maybe I'll just watch "Kill Bill Vol. 2"

-Joe


Monday, August 09, 2004

Welcome Birdwatchers!:: Joe 7:52 PM

To kick things off, I'd like to offer a special "how do ya do" to the poor souls who've wandered in from the Birdhouse. While Joe-Mammy.com isn't a site devoted to our beloved Cardinals, they do get mentioned on occassion. However there are all sorts of Features, bits of Fiction, Music and Movie Reviews to fill whatever void you may have. Most of it doesn't suck, either, so that's a plus, right? When you've fallen in love with us, check out the Store and support the website and many of our featured guests. Official Mammy-merch is in the works as well, so keep checking back for your very own bit of Joe-Mammy.com happiness.

And now, a haiku:
the summer swirls joy
happy monkey diaper man
joe mammy kicks ass

See? That's high culture right there. More NEP work, maybe some writing and other rockingness on the agenda...
Stay cool, kiddies...
-Joe
One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Fear the power of the Devil Pup

Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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