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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Friday, August 27, 2004

Bad, evil, naughty Zoot!:: Joe 7:35 AM

I stole this.

I'm man enough to admit it, too.

I'm not proud of it (the stealing, that is) but I think it's a decently interesting mass e-mail forward bit of silliness/diversion. You should try it yourself. Come my happy diaper minions, take the "Life Soundtrack Challenge."

In case you haven't seen it, it's an attempt to come up with, well, songs that you would use or recall specifically for certain times/events/etc. Tis neat and it's been a long while since I posted a song list up here, so here goes:

Opening song: "Walkie Talkie" DJ Shadow
Waking up: " Why Does the Sun Shine?" They Might Be Giants
First date: "Plainsong" the Cure
First kiss: "Apocalypse Lips" Michael Knott
Falling in love:
(Early) "Let it Be" the Beatles
(Later) "Intolerance" Tool (no... I'm not bitter or anything...)
Seeing an old love: "B.P.D." Over the Rhine
Heartbreak: "Untouchable Face" Ani DiFranco, "Somebody Kill Me" Adam Sandler (from The Wedding Singer)
Driving fast: "Fixed Income" DJ Shadow (more of a groove thing) or "I Wanna Be Sedated" the Ramones (for, you know, just drivin' fast...)
Getting ready to go out: "Building Steam with a Grain of Salt" DJ Shadow
Partying with friends: "Brand New, You're Retro" Tricky
Dancing at a club: "O Fortuna" (cuz it's gotta be the end of the world...)
Flirting: "Hey Ladies" Beastie Boys
Walking alone in the rain: Track 3 (SAW V2) Aphex Twin, "Possession" (piano version) Sarah McLachlan
Going Home: Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd (entire album)
Missing someone: "Jimmy" the Lost Dogs
Playing in the ocean: "Five Feet High and Rising" Johnny Cash
Summer vacation: "Nobody's Fault But Mine" 77's
Fighting with someone: "Liar" Rollins Band or "Last" Nine Inch Nails
Acting goofy with friends: "Head Like a Hole" Devo
Traveling: Any Dylan before, say, '73
Thinking back: "Track One" from ( ) by Sigur Ros
Feeling depressed: "Latter Days" Over the Rhine
Christmas time: "We Just Go Nuts at Christmas Time" They Might Be Giants ("Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al being a close second...)
Falling asleep: "Harm of Will" Bjork
Closing song: "Dig" Adam Again

Hm. More DJ Shadow than I would've expected. I'm sure I'll want to tweak in time. Anyway, I gots to be goin'

-Joe


Thursday, August 26, 2004

isn't this sweet?:: supadupagirl 6:57 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/17/film.freddy.reut/
sheer joy.


Tuesday, August 24, 2004

What the...!?!:: Joe 7:54 AM

Okay, slothiness is done for the time being. You know, not the I mind people dropping by the ol' website of perpetual fluffiness, but sometimes I'm baffled about how they end up here. Check out this entry from the ol' stats page:
diaper photos year poop -sex -erotik -adult

Yup, they found us here at Joe-Mammy.com for their, um, diaper poop erotik photos. I feel dirty and yet deeply satisfied and amused all at the same time. All I can say is that the doors are open for all who would drop by Joe-Mammy.com (even assbags...) although I suspect our intrepid poop diaper seeker went home less than, um, well, let's just assume he went home, okay? And if not, welcome to the fold, Erotik Poop Man! Enjoy the site and its content, even if it is poop-free (and no one-liners about the fiction or review pages...)

The Happy Monkey Diaper Man compels you!

-Joe



Joe's House of Sloth:: Joe 2:25 AM

Ahhhh, the joys of doing jack. Wait, that sounds weird.

Ahhhh, the joys of doing nothing.

After a period of absolutely driving myself pretty much every waking moment, I've just taken the last week or so to chill out, bust out the X-Box (you can play games on it as well as watching movies... who knew?) and take residence up on the couch. It's been nice. A little recharge time and time to undoubtedly gear up for the final push (or at least one of them) for lilies of the field.

Still working on the next feature. Waiting to get the questions back, so it's still not "official" but when they come in, I'll let the next luminary who graces ol' Joe's website out of the bag (not in a literal sense... that's illegal in this state...) Anyway, just wanted to check in and let you know I'm not neglecting my beloved army of devoted Mammyists, I'm just taking a little "me" time and giving it to my X-Box.

"Red Dead Revolver" pretty much rules, in case you were wondering...

-Joe
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Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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