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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Friday, December 03, 2004

Sooooo Tired:: Joe 2:54 PM

Doing a full system upgrade/cleaning of house. Yikes.
Haven't slept in 24 hours.
Doth suck.
Doth suck greatly.
So should the mouths of women and children bear out for generations to come.
And they shall say "Hark, this doth suck."
And the wise men shall look upon them and say, "Greatly."

-Joe


Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Me: 1, Phlegm:1:: Joe 8:09 AM

It's tiebreaker time here at Crabbey Road. On the plus side I actually made it through the night making in the first time since Thursday when I haven't had to (whether I've been able to is another matter...) sleep 16 hours a day. I'm not doing cartwheels or anything, but perhaps things are finally on the upward slope.

So, since I've been asleep for 2/3's of the day lately (and wishing I was asleep the other 1/3) nothing has gotten done, but fear not, if I can make it through "Alexander" (--a failure of "Showgirls"-esque proportions...) chances are I can dedicate a little time to you, my precious little webmonkeys. Of course I haven't spoken to Rex Havoc or Young Squire Josh in two weeks, so I might so that tonight, too. But hopefully I'll be able to do more than one thing a night from here on out.

Anyway, as you may or may not have noticed our beloved mascot Cecil has gone through yet another permutation. Thanks Dust for tweaking him. Now small children will not run away screaming from the site when it loads. (Not that they won't run away, it'll just take a little longer...) We should also soon have some official Mammy-merch, but, as always, I'll keep you posted.

In lieu of something neat, here's a cheesy little bit of internet flotsam I picked up. Enjoy.

-Joe


Sunday, November 28, 2004

If your name is Christophe der Soul Stealer, then this blog is for you...:: Joe 9:07 AM

Christophe der Soul Stealer demanded a blog entry because, like a poor schmuck, he has to work tonight and I don't. Here's the blog entry:

You work tonight and all you have to show for it is this stupid blog entry.
(insert cruel, mocking laughter)

Maybe I should be a little nicer to ol' CdSS, cuz, you know, he could steal my soul and stuff.

Work to be done and sleeping, too. Update more when I'm more up to it...

-Joe
One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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