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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother. The better to floss with you, my dear...
Friday, January 07, 2005
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| What was lost...:: Joe | | 6:31 AM |
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Mornin' Comrades.
Well, I've been busy tonight, primarily fighting with my systems and such, but I also got some other stuff done including running across a bit of history I thought was gone forever.
I produced (and I do use "produced" in a very very loose kind of way) a crude demo for someone towards the end of working on Who Loves Ya? It had some hits and some misses (and "misses" should probably be with a capital "M") but it was a fun experience (actually doing it, not the BS that accompanied dealing with an ingrate...) and it's got some highlights. Actually, "Bats" and "Lonesome Song" were from that project, both good tunes and alas I can take credit for only the latter. Anyway, I misplaced the source CD for that some time ago and tonight, of all stupid things, managed to find it. So now I've once again got all nine songs that feature, among other things of high comedy, me playing accordion and a punk song (mixed horribly) featuring a conga as the rhythm section (!?!). I was young, but I've learned and hopefully I'll make all new mistakes this time around.
Also finally got around to doing the big ol' "Best/Worst o' 2004" movie review thing done tonight. Not sure when the next site update will be as my trusty boy Dust is busy compiling a resume/portfolio at his new improved Platypus Man website. But, when he is done, boy are we going to have some fun news for you Mammyland faithful. Trust me, it'll be cool. Swear to God.
Anyway, no other nifty links for you all today. Sorry, get your giggles somewhere else, but think of me when you do.
That's not pathetic, is it?
-Joe
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
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| Mobile Joe!:: Joe | | 10:53 AM |
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What fun. Here's my first entry from the laptop o' doom. Beware populace, Joe has been unleashed!
Rawr!
-Joe
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| I sure do write a lot about Britney Spears...:: Joe | | 8:14 AM |
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It is fa-reeeking Cold.
Let the light of truth shine upon this fact: It is ass cold and it sucks.
Anyway, I picked up this little gem courtesy of IMDB:
Britney Spears has ventured behind the camera to co-direct her first pop video - in preparation for her assault on Hollywood. The "Toxic" beauty put her directorial skills into practice when she helped create the promo for her tune "Do Something" in New York last month. And Spears hopes the video will show studio heads she has the talent to score success as a movie-maker - especially since she's already devoting much of her spare time to writing scripts for big screen musicals. She says, "I made a cute video for 'Do Something.' We shot the entire thing in a record-breaking five hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself. I've been working on writing and hopefully directing a musical that makes fun of Hollywood." Dear Britney, You are what's stupid about Hollywood. And I don't want to see a musical about it. I have to see it every damn time you decide to a) marry some schlub you knew in high school b) marry some schlub you met dancing for you or c) the rare times there isn't some pressing bit of Paris Hilton news. Did you even watch "Crossroads"? Frankly, I don't think we can get to the "Behind the Music"/"Where are they Now?" portion of your career fast enough at this point.
Sincerely, The Entire Friggin' World.
-Joe
Monday, January 03, 2005
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| Sailing the Seas o' Cheese:: Joe | | 3:52 AM |
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Hey kiddies.
I'm a-feelin' sick and got next to nothing done. Well, that's not exactly true, but what I did get accomplished this weekend will have to wait until an appropriate time. Needless to say, I'm going to bed. I'm having more fun than words can express.
Or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong pile of words...
-Joe
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