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Welcome to the part of the universe where I just go off and hope it sounds okay. It's like musical improvisation without music and free-form dance without the tights. Yes girls and gents, 'tis the Mammy-blog. Please keep your hands and arms inside the blog at all times and remember, please, please, no flash photography.

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Ah, what a glorious time of year it is. And what glorious people about us. And what big teeth they have, grandmother.

The better to floss with you, my dear...

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Happy little fluffy clouds.:: Joe 1:05 AM

I like this site. It's weird and strangely trancelike. Eat up, kiddies...

-Joe


Find new joy here.


Friday, January 14, 2005

Standing in line considering the unfairness of life...:: Joe 7:05 PM

this is an audio post - click to play



Viva la Clint!:: Joe 8:18 AM

IMDB is fun. And sometimes informative. But usually just fun. Check out this latest bit of joy for instance:

[Clint Eastwood] said, "Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common - we both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you." And when Eastwood noticed the audience had erupted in laughter to his threat, he emphasized, "I mean it."


Now me and Mr. Moore don't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff--for example he thinks he's God and I think he's obnoxious. But you gotta love it when, if even in jest, The Man With No Name, Dirty Harry, Josey Wales, William Muny et. al., says he's going to kill you if you bother him. Let us all sigh with on heart with a gleeful smile and proclaim "America: land of the angry loners--leave us alone or else!"

Anyway, something big is coming. More soon.

-Joe


Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Going the extra mile.:: Joe 2:26 AM

In a continuing effort to make this the rawkinest lil' website I can, I try and push the envelope to get more of what you want on the site. To that end I've been on a continuing (if occassional) harrassment campaign (which until this point, I've kept largely to myself) to try and woo a certain Mr. Bruce Campbell to come hang wit' us on the Features page for a bit. In spirit of sharing with you, my loyal Mammylings, our progress I unveil the first commissioned study by Joe-Mammy.com:

4 out of 5 school-age children love Bruce Campbell and Joe-Mammy.com. Thanks to our tireless researchers we've managed to confirm what we've all long suspected--someone didn't get their nap today, did they?

So, join us in our collective crossing of fingers that Bruce will grace us with his presence and that a new dawn of Joe-Mammy.com will rise and shine down upon all of us.
Amen.

-Joe


Monday, January 10, 2005

Greetings from Tundraville:: Joe 9:29 AM

Well, I've been intermittently staring at this blank screen for a while. And, believe it or not, simply staring at it doesn't make it fill up with witty banter, clever observations or insightful social commentary. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem typing is especially helpful at the moment, either.

I'm tired. I'm up waaaaay too late right now. And I'm cold. Very cold. My feet ache because they're so cold. I love winter almost as one would love scabies, ringworm or testicular cancer.

I so need to get out of here.

-Joe


One liners
Mom always used to say: If life gives you poop, make poop-juice...

--Bug-Eyed Earl

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Items of interest
Compfused.com
wrap your arms around me (sensitive male mix)
Kari's Blog
Josh's Blog of Infinte Blinky Joy
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